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Wanderlust from Your Couch: A Chill Virtual Tour of Peru (Pisco Sours Optional, But Highly Recommended)
Hey there, fellow cabin-fever survivors! 
As the world slowly cracks open its doors again, let’s be real: most of us aren’t hopping on a 10-hour flight just yet. But guess what? You can still soak up Peru’s magic—Inca vibes, jungle beats, and all—without dealing with airport snacks or lost luggage. Grab your comfiest blanket and let’s teleport to the Land of the Incas.
1. Machu Picchu: The Lazy Hiker’s Edition
No hiking boots? No problem. Google’s got your back with a sweat-free virtual tour of Machu Picchu. Zoom around the citadel like a history-loving drone, and pretend you’re Indiana Jones (minus the boulders chasing you). Pro tip: Blast El Cóndor Pasa on Spotify for full mystical effect. “But wait—should I actually hike this someday?” Uh, 100%. Bookmark this for 2021 inspo.
2. Pisco Sour Happy Hour (Because Adulting)
Let’s cocktail-shop Peru’s national drink. This fermented grape brandy + egg white situation sounds sus, but trust us—it’s liquid sunshine. Contiki’s 5-minute mixology class turns you into a bartender. Warning: Side effects may include sudden urges to salsa dance in your pajamas.
3. Lima’s Street Art: Graffiti with a Side of History
Forget museums—Lima’s walls are alive. Dive into a virtual street art tour of Miraflores, where murals scream political rebellion and indigenous pride. Fun fact: That giant rainbow llama you’ll see? It’s basically Peru’s unofficial mascot.
4. Amazon Jungle Rave (But Make It Documentaries)
Swap Netflix for the real jungle vibes. Watch “The Last Shaman”, a wild ride about plant medicine and soul-searching in the Amazon. Spoiler: There’s zero Wi-Fi, but 100% spiritual Wi-Fi.
5. Museum Hopping in Slippers
Peru’s museums are chef’s kiss for culture nerds. Peep 360° tours of 20+ spots, from gold-filled catacombs to creepy Inca mummies. Bonus: No kids elbowing you at the pottery exhibit.
6. Learn Quechua (Or Just Nail “Cheers!”)
Impress your cat with phrases in Quechua, the Inca language still spoken today. 30-minute crash course: Master “Sulpayki!” (Thanks!) and “¡Arí!” (Yes!). Perfect for confusing your Zoom coworkers later.
7. Panpipe Karaoke Night
Unleash your inner Andes shepherd with a panpipe tutorial. Warning: Neighbors might think you’re summoning alpacas. Pair with a cozy poncho for maximum authenticity.
8. Che Guevara’s Motorcycle Diaries: The OG Influencer
Before Instagram, there was Che’s memoir. Read or watch The Motorcycle Diaries for his Peru chapter—where Machu Picchu turned him into a revolutionary. “But does it count as a book club if I just watch the movie?” Yes. We won’t judge.
9. Desert Oasis ASMR
Yes, Peru has a desert. And it’s got palm-tree lagoons that look photoshopped. Virtual visit Huacachina, the Insta-famous oasis near Ica. Imagine sandboarding down dunes… then remember you’re on your couch. Close enough.
10. Alpaca Content, Obviously
Need a serotonin hit? Watch this Nat Geo short of fluffy alpacas frolicking in the Andes. That windblown fringe at 2:47? Iconic. Mood: “I, too, want to be an alpaca in my next life.”
Ready to Swap Pajamas for a Backpack?
If virtual Peru has you itching for the real deal, peep our 2021 Peru Travel Guide. We’re basically travel fairy godparents—hit us up for itinerary hacks, COVID-safe tips, or just to gush about alpacas.
TL;DR: Peru’s a vibe, even from your living room. Now go make that Pisco Sour—you’ve earned it. 
P.S. Tag us in your virtual adventure pics! #topflighthotel.com
